Things that have happened this week:

Rachel (somewhat to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat): Grill the cat, Grill the cat, Grill the cat, Grill the cat, Grill the cat,

Shocked Winco cashier: I haven’t heard *that one* before…

Me: Honey, by ‘grill’ do you mean interrogate or bbq?

Rachel (laughingly): uh-huh!

Rachel: Mom, when you were my age, did Grandma read your text messages, too?

Me: We didn’t have text messages..

Rachel: What about when you were a teenager?

Me: Our phones didn’t do that..

Rachel: Oh.. did they only play games?

0.o

Some people don’t *get* Facebook. Today my ex let me know that he declined my Facebook invitation to play Candy Crush Saga- and in great detail as to why. As if I had thoughtfully put the request out there. 

$#!* just got real.